Bunch of Lemons | 2019
• When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemies’ eyes.
• When life gives you lemons, check if they are organic, fair-trade none GMOs.
• When life gives you lemons, make some sugary lemonade for your diabetic father.
• When life gives you lemons, take a photo every day and post it on Insta, till they rot.
• Life never gives you any lemon, unless you break your neck handpicking them.
Hypothetical quotation | 2018
“God is dead.” Nietzesche
“Thank god for that!” Woody Allen
“I’ll drink to that!” Charles Bukowski
“Let’s make god great again!” Trump
“I am still alive…BITCH!” Kanye West